Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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