Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
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You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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