my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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