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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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