He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am naked and annoyed.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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