Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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