All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
