U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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