I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
