i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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