I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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