Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
