i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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