still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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