Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Randomize
