what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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