there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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