you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
This toilet bowl is my home.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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