i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Sorry my hands just texted you
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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