Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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