if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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