Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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