Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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