Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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