if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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