She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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