3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine