I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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