dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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