It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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