He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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