i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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