So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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