great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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