Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
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I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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