Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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