Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so that wasnt chicken after all
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
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Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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