Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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