Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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