just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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