paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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