I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Your tits are I can't wait for
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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