If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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