I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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