We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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