you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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