I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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