Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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