it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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