Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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