The maid of honor just puked.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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