I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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