belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
this boner is exhausting
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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