too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
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I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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