As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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