I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
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If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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