Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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