he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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