Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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