its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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