i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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